Nasty Affiliate Marketing Tell-All Reveals 11 Shock-and-Awe Secrets That Can Make John Holmes-Like Huge Profits for Any Business ... Even During the Coming Recession!
My colleagues, Watching crap product after crap product launch pains me. The "gurus" have made big promises and they've failed to deliver. You're pissed. And if you're not pissed you should be. You can clearly see, there are no fancy graphics here, no hyped up BS and you haven't been subjected to the standard prelaunch process of form letters saying "I just got off the phone with X and after hours of haggling and arm-twisting he finally agreed to give my subscribers a special deal. And wow, he must be crazy, loco, gonzo-freaking-berzerk - this is unbelievable!!!!!!" Yeah. Right. If you're that dumb, what I have to offer is probably WAY over your head. It's OK if you leave now. Please, take no offense - it's just life. What? You're still here? Excellent. You will not see me move the "free line" to wow you with information freely available anyway, but slicked up with neat-o video effects and fancy new names. And no, you're not going to have to look at my stinky little feet either. I do not conform to the mold and that's why you won't hear about me from any "guru" that's part of the crap-clique club. Who's a part of the crap clique club, you ask? You'll know them because they will not promote this book. Because . . .X has been outspoken about people selling crap or saying things that are misleading in the Internet marketing niche. Fact is, you've probably suspected a lot of these guys are full of shit . . . and they are. I don't have any problem naming names, but that's not the point of being here. But you're probably not going to get the hyped up buzz you're used to with this product and you're probably wondering why - and that's why, that's "the because". And you think it's just those dude's directly? Hell no - a blacklist exists. And if "big name guru" doesn't like you, he tells his buddies "If you promote this guy, you're out of the club." That's a fact - so it takes some cajones and someone who values the truth over selling you out. You can thank them later. Now, consider this . . . Since the birth of "X" and the Adwords Black Book, look at the Johnnycakes who've hopped on my coat-tails: Chris X . . . Ken X . . . Andrew X . . . yeah, there are a whole lot of X's out there, aren't there now. They didn’t exist. Neither did . . . •
NicheBOT X Do you get the point? Whether you know the REAL X or not, my influence is everywhere in this market. If that doesn't say anything to you, maybe you should think about that. The Affiliate Black Book . . .This "book" is more than a book . . . it's a series of in-depth killer-strategy and jaw-dropping tactics. Check this out for starters . . .
The Dell Pitch
- How to use Dell's secret tactic to create urgency on autopilot. (script
included)
This is a brilliant tactic you can use to get people to buy products available anytime, NOW. Best of all, you can create a sense of urgency on autopilot with a powerful little script that's included as a FREE BONUS. We're talking about key strategy used by a multi-billion dollar direct marketing company. And now YOU can use this in your own business - even as an affiliate.
I've only scratched the surface of this mutha here. I could easily create EACH of the above as its own stand-alone full-of-filler meant-to-get-$67-$97-out-of-you product. And right now I'm wondering . . . "Why
the hell ain't There's only one good answer I can give you: when released and sold for $197 to only 500 lucky people, The Adwords Black Book was called by many "The Greatest Internet Marketing Ebook Ever Written". Over the last two and a half years I've seen my ideas ripped off and spread around by wannabe's, thief's and has-been's. The market at large has come to worship false idols. People have forgotten about X and I'm freaking' wound up like a pit bull on speed because of it. I'm "foaming at the mouth, spitting all over my computer screen" mad. You think I'm joking? You don't want to be within 10 feet of me right now. I've had enough of this shit. When you read this material, you will know - without a shadow of doubt - who the master is. The frauds will be revealed and exposed for what they are. This product is for the hardcore affiliate marketer ONLY. I do not tolerate crybabies, whiners, and jackasses. If any of the above MIGHT apply to you, don't come back to this site . . . EVER. I thank you now, in advance. Notice I didn't include "newbies" in the above this time around. If you're a newbie and you don't know what's going on here, your chances of survival without this information in the current economic climate is somewhat less than zero. Serious. Hey X, Even During the Coming Recession . . .? I know that sounds like a come-on line. Actually, I swiped it from some Gary Halbert copy (who probably swiped it from someone else). ;-) But let's get real here. The coming recession (that's probably already been here for at least a year) is going to kill some businesses. OK, it's going to kill more than "some" Internet marketing based businesses - it's going to kill 80% of them. And we both know it. Now is the time to get into street fighter mode. Because the last man standing is going to win and win big. When things turn around - and they will turn around, the businesses built to beat away all comers are going to reap HUGE profits. All of the dreamers and dabblers are going to get killed. Forget Google Slap and all that - this is a "separate the men from the boys, the women from the girlie-girls" period in history we're entering. We used to be fighting over the winnings - and that was OK because there was plenty to go around. But now? You better be leaner, meaner, smarter and better prepared if you're going to survive the economic times ahead. This material I'm finally making available is not the latest boloney-regurgitated-stale-bread-rehash crap people keep selling to desperate people who keep buying. No, this is guerilla warfare. This is about taking leverage. This is about winning the game when only a handful of us are going to walk away in one piece.
The Launch Date . . .There's only one date it can be: Launch
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What I share has the potential to make you a LOT of money. I'm pricing this the way I am for that reason - and because, like I said, I don't want this information widespread - that protects you and me both.
I don't need critical mass - I don't want critical mass. As it is, this information is going to change the landscape of affiliate marketing just as the Adwords Black Book changed Pay Per Click advertising.
Just one example . . .
For over 2 full years I sold approximately 1 in 20 of ALL of this company's products online - I know this because my affiliate notices contained an order number.
How successful is this business?
They've been profiled by about half a dozen top level marketers. "The Mysterious Mr. H" - we're talking about his multi-million dollar per year company. These guys have been at Yanik Silver's shin-dig as presenters - they're that good.
Employing the potent tactics included in this guide I was selling 1 in 12! This happened EVEN THOUGH the merchant just happened to start running ads for the first time EVER when these changes took place - I had to scramble and I'm glad I did.
Understand this - this is a company with a very aggressive marketing machine of their own - not some schlep that wouldn't sell anything anyway. They do TENS OF MILLIONS worth of business online every year.
Using my most super-secret tactics - for just this ONE affiliate program - meant nearly $12,000 in ADDITIONAL profit to me. That's over and above what I was making - and it took me less than ten minutes to do this.
And that cash, up front and in-hand, was just on MY front end. I have my own back end and I'll show you how to use affiliate products as market research so you can do the same.
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You're About to Make a SMART Investment . . .
If just one of the tactics I'm sharing (I'm sharing a BUNCH of them) with just one, single affiliate product (in a relatively tiny market) can produce an additional $12,000 - what's this information worth?
Now keep in mind I'm not just including one little secret. I'm sure you're concerned that the effectiveness of these techniques will be diluted when enough people get their hands on this material.
Don't worry. This is WHAT I DO for a living. If I hadn't carefully considered the consequences I wouldn't be selling this information.
This information is a tool box of ideas. You can take one idea, combine it with another and you have some fresh and unique to you.
No
Whiners, Crybabies or Newbies
If you think you can handle slipping on a pair of brass knuckles and kicking your competition's ass, then get this information.
Let's be crystal clear - right here, right now; not everybody has the "nature" to play the game like this. If some part of you rooted for Dennis Rodman - you'll like this.
Gritty, gutty, do-what-it-takes-to-win.
If some part of you wishes you were a secret agent hitman - you'll like this. You'll eat it up. You'll beg me for more.
If you're looking for affiliate marketing basics, try Rosalind Gardner.
The price on the Affiliate Black Book is $197 and it's full of wicked ass tactics. I might bump the price point to $247 - why give a price break to the first people who get to benefit? If the information in these other products was that good, why would they do that?
OK. That's it.
X
PS - If you are a newbie or a know-it-all, then this isn't for you - and I don't want your business. Seriously, I can't take your money if you don't have the foundation to make it work. If you're a serious marketer, who will employ what's offered - you wi . . can profit many-fold. I'm not promising you'll make a nickel, a dime, a million frickin' dollars.
What you do with this information is what you do.
This book will create some oohs. It will create some ahhs. It's some tasty intellectual candy.
But, be clear; I'm making no promises regarding your actual earnings - and I'm not putting any limitations on how much you could make either. If you already make money as an affiliate - if you already know how to work the process a bit - this is like giving a samurai a sword.
PPS - I'm NOT kidding or creating false marketing hype when I say that I'm having second-thoughts about selling this. I have no clue at what point I'm going to decide "I've sold enough - no more."
It's taken me two-and-a-half years to release this information - hell I could have exploited the Adwords Black Book by creating the "Yahoo Search Marketing Black Book", "The Adcenter Black Book", etc. Truth of the matter is, I like doing what I do more than I like teaching it, but my past customers requests for "more" - and the state of crap - finally pushed me to take action.
Oh. You want some testimonials, don't you?
You probably expect a bunch of testimonials from the usual "guru suspects". There are no testimonials right now because nobody has seen this information. In fact, many of my customers ARE the gurus.
I didn't give this to every clown who wants to impress you with his $100,000 yacht party or cute, hip chickie drooling over his fictitious Internet millions.
This is extremely valuable information and I'm not "giving" it to anyone to entice you to buy it. You either buy it or you don't - I really don't care. I will post REAL testimonials from REAL PEOPLE when I have them. If you need the endorsement of big-name marketers, then you probably haven't graduated from the newbie crowd yet (haven't you noticed they'll endorse anything?).
One More Thing . . .
I'm giving you my best here. And that doesn't stop on the day you purchase this product. As of today, two days before launch, there's a lot I want to include in this project that's not ready to go just yet.
In part, that's because I'm not going to make it easy on the scammers and con artists out there to get the full deal.
Part of what you get is in ebook format - but there's also video, scripts, and whatever else is necessary to help you along the way.
There will be an upsell offer - but it's not going to be along the lines of "You just paid me, but if you really want my best stuff then you're going to have to pay me more. And then you're going to be forced into my continuity program."
That's marketing and that's fine, but not here. It's an insult to your intelligence as a marketer - at least that's my opinion and I know I'm not alone.
This is my philosophy: if what I have to offer is as good as I say it is, then you're going to want to buy everything I offer when I offer it. I really don't have to try to extract everything I can from you in my brief, shining moment of launch glory.
In short: I ain't going nowhere and I know you'll be back.